YOU DIDN'T QUIT.

Modern life just kept billing you anyway. The Reserve is where it stops.

YOUR INCIDENT HAS BEEN DOCUMENTED.

CLAIM WHAT'S YOURS.

You've been observed.

Your certificate is ready.
We just need to know where to send it.

WELCOME TO THE RELIEF RESERVE

Modern life took its swing.

YOU SURVIVED.

Your official certificate is on its way.
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Case documented. Humanity confirmed. WHERE you are + DAAAMMMM you made it.